When you wish upon a star of real

When you wish upon a star of real

“That’s wrong, that’s in the wrong way round and it really shouldn’t be making that noise either….really have you ever piloted this TARDIS correctly?” said the Doctors sister.

12 minutes earlier

The doctor looked at his screen searching for a planet

“Where we going this time?” asked Amy

“To a little planet I know called Orgozanga inhabited by the people called Tallyflanga, lovely people…apart from the spitting….they spit a lot…nasty…….ANYWAY!” the doctor replied moving round to a control on his TARDIS control panel. “Let’s go” he flicked a switch and with that BOOM the control panel shot with smoke rising to the heights of the TARDIS roof.

“What was that about?” Amy asked

The doctor looking at the screen “No….No this is impossible…no it’s…it’s not possible it cant be”

“What?…What cant be doctor?….answer me!” Amy getting angry now.

The doctor run down the few steps over to the doors of the TARDIS and opens them.

“Wow…it is it’s the star of real…more commonly known as the star of reality” the doctor says

Outside the doors is a little ball of light just hovering up and down in the empty sky.

“Right and what’s so great about it?” asks Amy

“It’s the most precious thing in the universe its so very rare to see one I’ve  only ever seen it 7 times” he says

“7 times…and you call it precious, 7’s a lot of times for something so rare” Amy claims

“Not when your over 900 years old its not” the doc replies

“Ok so why is it so special what can it do?” Amy asking in wonderment now.

“Well it can show you something you’ve never seen before something you’ve never had before, something you may have wished for but more commonly don’t know you want have never had but never knew you wanted…umm subconsciously wanted to have all your life but never did” the doctor smiling at Amy. “Wanna try it?” he asks

Amy looking at the star her eyes widen “Sure, why not”

“Good girl” the doc shouts as he reaches out and grabs a hold of the little glowing ball, he pulls the ball inside the TARDIS and slowly closes the doors behind him with his feet, looking at the ball as if it was made out of sand and the slightest touch would destroy it. His lips scrunched up as if he is trying to whistle.

“Ok…put your hands out” he says to Amy

Amy slowly reaching out the doctor places the star in her hands.

“Ok now just close your eyes and think”

“Think about what?” Amy asks

“Umm I don’t know…think about something you never knew you wanted” he replies.

“What that’s stupid how can I think of something I never knew I wanted?”

“I don’t know just think…Amy” the doctor says

“Think Amy?” Amy replies

“No, I was calling you…it’s worked” the doctor replies

Amy slowly opening her eyes looks down to see a small baby Kangaroo sitting by her feet.

“Oh my god. What on earth is that?” Amy asks in shock.

The doctor with a huge grin on his face “It’s a baby Kangaroo…a little Joey” he replies.

“Well why is it here?” Amy asks

The doctor’s smile wipes of his face. “Because its what you want”

“A Kangaroo!” Amy replies

“A – BABY – Kangaroo!” the doctor exclaims

“Why would I want a baby Kangaroo?” Amy asking trying to figure it out.

“Well I don’t know its your subconscious wanting it…not mine” he replies.

The doctor bending down to pat the Kangaroo on the head “It’s ok little fella you’re a good boy arnt you”

“Get rid of it I don’t want it” Amy says

“Oh but its got a golden foot” the doctors says “That’s cool…a foot that’s gold”

“I don’t care if its got 2 gold feet and a red cape I don’t want it” Amy continues

“Fine just send it back…but remember you cant have it back once its gone” he says

“Fine by me. How do I send him back?” Amy asks

“Just clap you hands 3 times and shout “I’m a fairy cake” the doc says

Amy looking at the doctor with a emotionless look on her face “Your lying arnt you”

“Yes…I just wanted to see if you’d do it” the doc replies, “No just close your eyes and say bagangaseeforratta” the doctor giving a almighty grin as he says this.

“Bagangaseeforratta” Amy says eyes closed and with that as she opens them the Kangaroo is gone.

“Ok…ok then that was well…stupid!” Amy says, “your turn now, let’s see what you’ve always wanted”

Amy stretches her hand out holding the little ball towards the doctor

“Go on” she says, Let’s see what the doctor has always needed”

The doc looks at the ball then up at Amy

“Alright, but be warned it might be scary” the doc replies.

He reaches out and takes a hold of the ball tossing it from hand to hand clicking his neck he starts jumping from side to side loosing up

“God man get on with it” Amy shouts.

“Alright, alright calm down” twitching his neck,

“Ok, here it goes” the doc closes his eyes and concentrates

With that a slow calm wind starts to swirl around the inside of the TARDIS, Amy starts to look around from side to side.

“Doctor…what’s happening?” she asks.

BANG! A cloud of smoke quickly erupts and then slowly settles, Amy slowly opens her eyes and takes a look around, she coughs and says

“Well?”

The doctor, crouched down with his eyes closed looks up at Amy and quickly leaps up.

“Yes well…it obviously didn’t work did it”

With that a young lady walks out from behind the TARDIS control panel

“Right well if were in sector 19 of the Deronomouse gandar we should be around about 14’000’000 parsats away from Lilita Lita, Lita the only planet in the whole of the 26 known galaxy’s to be named twice”

The doctor spins round and looks at the young lady

“Wh…Who….Where….How…Wait! Hang on! Who are you?” the doc asks

The young lady looks up at him and says

“Don’t be silly…I’m your sister”

“WHAT!” Amy shouts with a tone of disbelief. “I never knew you had a sister”

“I don’t…Well now I do…Well I don’t…but…there she is”

“Right so is she like your long lost sister or something?” Amy enquires

“No. no that would be silly. She’s…..she’s not real…I mean she’s…She’s…”

“She’s what you’ve always wanted…apparently” Amy finishes

“NO! ….I mean…Yes…but no I don’t want a sister…at least I don’t think I do….do I? NO! I cant want a sister there….girls…and girls are…yucky!”

“Hey!” Amy cry’s,  Girls are not yucky! I’m a girl”

“I’m sorry but why are you two talking such gibberish?, I’m your sister and I have been for hundreds of years…I’m only 97 years younger than you” the docs sister says.

“This is weird, Amy says, I mean she thinks she’s been here forever?”

“Yes” the doc says, “To her she is 100% real been here through everything…thought everyone”

“What?” Amy asks.

“Sarah Jane Smith, Rose Tyler, Donna Nobel to name a few” docs sis says.

“What? Who is she talking about?”

“No one” says the doc.

With that the docs sister walks around to the controls and starts to move them about

“Hey, hey now what you think your doing?” asks the doc.

“I’m sorting this machine out you’ve had it all wrong while I’ve been away. Look that’s wrong, that’s in the wrong way round and it really shouldn’t be making that noise either….really have you ever piloted this TARDIS correctly?” she says.

“Where?” asks the doctor

“What?” she replies

“You said you’ve been away…where have you been?” he asks again

“Well I’ve been….umm…I’ve been to…umm…oh gosh why cant I remember where I’ve been?” she asks

“Because its not real…your still loading everything up…you’re a copy a copy of nothing…I’ve never had a sister your not my sister your just a hologram of what I possible want”

“What?…why are you saying that?” she asks. “Why would you say that I’m your sister… I’m your…your…” she stops and looks confused as if she had just forgotten something, which she had. “Who am I?”

“Your no one…I’m sorry but your just an imagination, an idea…your nothing.” the doc says

The doctors sister looks to the ground and slowly looks up at him with a tear running down her check

“Where am I?” she asks

“It’s ok…your going home now” the doc says, he reaches out and wraps his arms around her cuddling her, “Bagangaseeforratta” says the doctor and with that she vanishes. He then looks up and a tear runs down his check.

“Why did you do that?” Amy asks.

The doctor rubs his check.

“Do what?” he replies

“Tell her she wasn’t real and send her away? Are you just a heartless old man?” Amy says.

“Heartless…no….old…yes” he says.

“What does that mean?” she shouts?

“I’ve done this for far too long now Amy…I’ve had friends, companions…I don’t need a sister….I left my family years ago…many, many years ago…all family brings me now is heart ache and sorrow.”

Amy looking down looked up at the doctor and nodded her head.

“So, Did you ever have a sister?” Amy asks

“…no” the doctor replies.

“Did you ever want one?” she asks again.

“Evidently, yes” he says.

Amy smiles.

“What about a brother?” Amy asks the doctor jokingly.

The doctor looks down then takes a deep breath and pops his head up

“Right! Where to now Pond?”

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP! And alarm sounds from the TARDIS control panel.

“What’s this I’ve got mail….no…wait…you’ve got mail? How have you got mail?”

The doctor presses a button and a message appears on the screen, Amy reads it.

“Congratulations Amelia Jessica Pond you have just won a mega one million pounds. OH MY GOD IM RICH!”

The doctor hugs Amy

“Congratulations Amy” the doc says

Amy keeps reading, “To redeem your prize just send us your golden footed Kangaroo and well send…your…prize.

The End.

The Doctors Experience

The Doctor’s Experience

“ Right, here we are then” say’s the Doctor, after twisting a few dials & pulling some levers.

“Where is here exactly” asks Rory. “Ah-ha” Says the Doctor “Follow Me!”

As the Doctor steps out of the Tardis, the huge grin on his face turns into a look of bewilderment. Amy and Rory barge past him, with the same excitement that the Doctor had just seconds ago! They suddenly stop in their tracks, Rory bumping into Amy where she stopped so suddenly.

Amy is the first to break the awkward silence “Ok so where are we, and why oh-why is there a giant picture of your Tardis on that poster” asks Amy pointing quite angrily at the Huge sign above the building in front of them.

The Doctor, still bewildered, “Ah, this is clearly London, Olympia I believe! Although I’m fairly sure I meant to take us to Lonstalis 2, oh well, easy mistake” Said the doctor, suddenly perking up, with his huge grin returning!

Rory, slightly confused – as always when the Doctor says or does, well anything really! – “So urm, the slight detour doesn’t quite explain the quite obvious question Amy just asked, Why is your Tardis  on that poster… Amy Interrupts “And what the hell is a Doctor Who Experience”?

“God you two don’t get out much do you, or maybe you do, yes that’s it, if you were always in you would watch more telly and would know! I’m a huge Television star, the most popular TV show in the UK in fact.”

Amy & Rory look at each other, then turn to the Doctor, and at precisely the same moment both say “You What?”

The Doctor takes a deep breath, “Ok, I’m the Doctor, and I’m real, obviously, Hi, but anyway, yes, a while back, a hundred or so years ago, 1879 I think, yes that’s it, I met, well saved, Queen Victoria’s life, and well she didn’t like me all that much, and well, set up a secret organisation called Torchwood to keep tabs on me, and aliens & unexplained phenomenon and to manipulate any alien technology they found for their own use, a bit extreme I might say, after all it was a quite ferocious werewolf I saved her from!” Amy speaks up, “Werewolf, really?”

“Don’t interrupt” says the Doctor, “Anyway where was I, ah yes, so, Ever since torchwood started keeping ‘tabs’ on me, I started to get more and more noticed, people started documenting everything they could about me, I have become somewhat a Legend ” The Doctor, clearly pleased with this, standing on his tip-toes, tweaking his bow tie , looking proud of himself.

Rory asks “What like Robin Hood?”. “How dare you, but Yes, I suppose, although without the merry men and the silly tights” Says the Doctor.  “So anyway, just like all myths and legends, they made a TV show about yours truly! They called it Doctor Who And this here in front of us is called “The Doctor Who Experience” a collection of TV memorabilia and supposed real-life artefacts from my time here on earth”.

On hearing this, Amy’s face lights up, as she jumps on the spot & claps with excitement “We have to go in there!“. The Doctor clearly dismayed at this, “ I would rather we didn’t, come on, get back in the Tardis, I have a nice trip to Lonstalis 2 planned for you.” “Yeah, but it’s a time machine, we can easily afford to stop here for an hour or so” said Rory. “I make that 2 against 1” says Amy, grabbing them both by the hand and marching them to the entrance.

As they enter through the – quite frankly – poor attempt of a Tardis replica, they are in awe of the wonders inside.

Suddenly they hear it, that word, that one word that strikes fear in everyone that hears it “Exterminate!!”

It Even took the Doctor by surprise, and it took him a few seconds, an unusually long time for him, to realise that it wasn’t a real Dalek, just one of a number of models showing the Doctors many alien encounters. As they move along, they are in awe of the wonders that the shows creators have come up with, Even the Doctor is impressed with the huge array of gadgets, gizmos and characters.

Rory’s eyes had spotted something interesting, “Amy come look at this” he said. Amy followed her husband over to a display simply titled ‘The Doctor’

“Ahh yes” Squirms the Doctor, creeping up behind them. “The Doctor” “The most embarrassing part of all.” Amy looks at all the different faces in front of her, “Rory asks, “are these all you?”

The Doctor, Stuttering his words “Yes, well, no, but yes, well kind of I suppose, you see luckily no one has ever come forward with a picture of me, so all they have are vague sketches from people that have, or claim to have met me. Now they used these sketches to ’Cast’ actors in the TV show to play, well, me!”

They look down the list at the vast array of actors to have ‘played‘ the Doctor, William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith. Rory says, “Well they have done a good job with you there, that last guy Matt Smith – he looks a lot like you!”, Amy blushing slightly, “I quite like the guy before, Tennant – he’s hot!”. Rory, clearly not pleased with his wife’s remark, was just about to respond, when the Doctor interrupted “Yes well none of them look anything like me, or anything like my previous re-generations!. I feel quite offended to be honest” Amy laughing at the Doctors embarrassment, “Yea ok, but I agree with Rory the last one does look like you, he even has your silly tie thing!”

“OI!! POND!, don’t badmouth my bowtie, bowties are cool!” quips the Doctor. With that, the Doctor spins on the spot whilst saying “Right you two, you’ve both had a good laugh at my expense, lets go now, back to the REAL Tardis, and see if we can actually go to Lonstalis 2 this time.

Amy says “Ooook, but I just have to make a quick stop first” Urm, yeahhh me too” Says Rory, as they both dash to the shop picking up some Doctor Who posters, T-shirts and DVD’s to further the Doctor Embarrassment whilst on board the Tardis.

The End.

Written By Adam

Time Lord & Time Lord Again!

Time Lord & Time Lord again!

The TARDIS landed on a rocky mountain top covered in purple grass and aqua blue flowers, the smell of rain was in the air, way up thirty thousand feet above the cold wet dark endless sea below. The creaky time machine doors swung open and out popped the Doctors head.

“Oww look at that, that’s funny didn’t expect to see that” he said

Amy pushing the doctor out the TARDIS doors eager to see what he was talking about was quickly un amused at the sight of what appeared to be two mirrors standing on the edge of the cliff top.

“What is that?” asked Amy

“That Amy is a Multiplizer” the doctor replied

“A Whatseewhatzer?” she asked

The doctor walking over to the mirror took a look into it

“Ah just as I thought” He said

Amy looking on with an almost bored look on her face

“Nothing!” he yelled

“What’s nothiiiiiing!” Amy asked

“In there” the doctor pointing at the mirror… “Take a look”

Amy looking towards the doctor a frown came across her face

“What you mean nothing?…there’s got to be something it’s a mirror”

Amy wandering over to one of the standing mirrors lent her head over slowly to take a look inside and to her shock there was as the doctor said…nothing.

“What the…that’s impossible I can see it’s a mirror I can see the refection of the sky the mountain…why cant I see myself in it?” she asked.

“Simple” the doctor said walking back away from the mirrors “It’s a multiplizer”

Amy looking at the doctor said yet again “A whatseewhatzer?”

The doctor turned round where he stood. “This” he said as he took a run up sprinting towards the mirror running right past Amy “Gironimooooooooooooooo”

With that the doctor jumped straight into the mirror. Within 3 seconds the doctor came flying back out of the opposite mirror. Stopping himself in his tracks and spinning round looking at Amy.

“Taa-Daa!” the doc said with a big cheesy grin on his face.

“What…the….what just happened?” Amy asked the doctor who at this time was holding Amy’s hand.

“You might wanna move over here” the doc said pulling Amy out the way as yet another Time Lord came bursting through the mirror stopping himself in his tracks just the same way the doctor did just moments ago, also spinning round yelling “Taa-Daa!”

Amy looking at the doctor in complete conferment asked him once again

“What happened?…there are two of you?”

“Yes…WELL no….But yes. See there is one of me because he is me his just been multiplied from me therefore he is me just not me…see?” said the doctor.

“Wait so every time you jump through that thing another one of you comes out?” Amy asked.

“Yes…well if I do anyway yes” he replied

“What you mean if you do?” Amy questioned.

“Well you see it multiplies its predecessors. See there is only one of me previous to him…but to him there are two” the doctor tries to explain.

Amy with a very bewildered look upon her face asks simply “What?”

“Oh Pond think about it. I went into the mirror and 2 of me came out because I was the only 1 doctor BUT if he goes in there then” as he says this the 2^nd doctor jumps thro the mirror and within 3 seconds comes leaping back out the other mirror.

“Then” says the 2^nd doctor

And with that another doctor comes jumping out the mirror and then 2 seconds after another doctor comes jumping out the mirror.

“Ok now I’m confused” Amy says

“Already…your gonna hate this then” says the doc. “Look 2 more doctors came out when he went through because when I went thro it made 2 doctors so however many doctors follow after you go through it will duplicate for your double do you see?”

“Ok I think I got it” says Amy, “So if the last doctor to of come out the mirror went through it then 4 doctors would come out?”

The doctor looking up to the sky working it out says “Yes!, that’s it you got it”

“Right so…..why?” she asks.

The doctor looks at her with a look on his face like a little lost puppy. “Why?” he says.

“yes. Why?” Amy asks once again.

“Because….why not?” the doc says no really sure if that was a good answer or not.

“Well it just seems a bit pointless to me” Amy claims.

The doctor looking at Amy moving his body from side to side. “You’ve always got to spoil it haven’t you…I bring you to the brink of Kal-plata to the top the very top of mount Lozanantaphra to one of the universes greatest mysteries of the Multiplizer and you ask why…Well Amy Pond the answer to that question is…I don’t know…But it is fun”

And with that the doctor jumped back through the mirror and yet again 3 seconds later he came leaping back out the other mirror and sure enough another doctor 2 seconds after that.

“Ok stop we got what” Amy counting “ 5 doctors now”

“Yes its cool isn’t it”  the doc says.

“Ok you’ve had your fun now how do we get rid of them?” Amy asks

The doctor looking to one side at all the other doctors with a big smile on his face then looking back at Amy still smiling he looks back at the 4 other doctors then once again back at Amy and his face changes from a smile to a look of seriousness.

“I don’t know” he replies.

“You don’t know…why on earth did you jump in that thing then?” she asks

“because it’s a big mirrory thing I’m gonna jump into it”

The doctor walking over to Amy pulls out his sonic screwdriver and scans all the doctors who by this time are all admiring each other.

“Ok that’s just what I thought” says the doctor after looking at the reading

“What? Is it ok you know what to do?” Amy asks.

“Yes” replies the doc.

“Well what is it?” Amy asks.

“Break the mirrors” the doc says

“And then they all disappear?” Amy inquires

“Yeah that the general idea” the doc replies

“Ok then…do it” Amy says.

The doctor looks at all the other doctors with his hands behind his back tucking his shirt in.

“I cant” he says

Amy looks at the time lord “What do you mean you cant?”

“Them mirrors are over 89’000’000’000’000 years old they have been here since before here was here it would be a crime to destroy something so…so old”

“Like you, you mean?” Amy says

“Oit watch it, I’m not old I’m just experienced” he says

“And old” she finishes

“And Cool” he adds “Ok. Ok then we cant smash the mirrors were gonna have to come up with another plan, umm ok, ok we could send them all to another world let them live together I hear the Solovian Cluster is free now”

“You cant do that that’s 4 time lords running around” Amy says

“Yes your right. Ok um how about, no wait we cant, oh yes, no, wait, got it”

The doctor runs back into one of the mirrors.

“Doctor no!” Amy shouts

3 seconds pass and nothing, the 4 time lords and Amy look on then all of a sudden the doc comes jumping back out of the other mirror, after 2 seconds no other doctor comes through.

“What did you do?” Amy asks.

“Ok come along back into your mirrors friends” the doctor tells the time lords.

They all start to walk back through the mirror and once the last one has gone through the doctor kicks the bottom of the mirror making it stand vertical to the other mirror a big flash of light bounces off the mirror making both the doctor and Amy turn away.

“What happened…what did you do?” Amy ask’s

“It’s simple they are mirrors its just they were made to be one, one mirror split into two what one sees the other sees and in this case it saw me and me and me and me. You see when we got here the mirrors were facing slighting upwards able to see the space around the edge of the other mirror but adjusting the angle of the mirror slightly locked a link between the two now one again…go ahead take a look”

Amy look at the mirrors standing tall.

“Are you sure?” she asks

“Yeah it’s fine” he replies

Amy walks over to the mirrors and puts her head between them both

“What is it?” she asks

“It’s your head” the doctor replies

“What but it’s the back of a head” Amy goes on

“Yes it’s a one way mirror now it sees 3D…turn round” the doc says

Amy turns round and sees her self face on.

“Oh my god…that’s amazing” she says

Amy looking back and forth between both mirrors in one she can see the front of her head and when she turns round she sees the back.

“A 3D mirror…who of thought it” says the doc. “RIGHT Pond back in the TARDIS I got a fish that sings the blues to show you.

The End